See all of Yeshmin Blechin’s videos HERE: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=0EA2B007C292F455 Sub to his NEW channel! http://www.youtube.com/YESHMIN If you don't know what this is a spoof of, you have probably been hiding under a rock since 2009. But check out the Old Spice videos — all 200+ of them -- and laugh until you just can't laugh any more. Kollak Kollak is The Incomparable Payman Benz http://www.youtube.com/awkwardpictures Camera by Chris Darnell Special thanks to Chris Varns for Photoshopping the background image! http://www.Kavemonkey.com Royalty free stock footage provided by Footage Firm: http://www.footagefirm.com Tweet Tweet! http://twitter.com/mediocrefilms 2nd Channel! http://www.youtube.com/mediocrefilms2 My Face! http://facebook.com/mediocrefilms Here is the script for the hearing impaired: Hello ladies. I'm Yeshmin Blechin. Look at me. Now look over there. Now look back over here. What are you looking around for? I'm the man your man could smell like. If your man rolled around in a basement full of damp magazines and rat feces. Ehhh, it could be worse. I can't even smell myself anyway, I've had a cold for 47 years. I also got rheumatism and my testicles are inordinately asymmetrical. (Kollak pops in) KOLLAK: Hi!! (Kollak leaves) (to Kollak) What the hell are you doin' in there? (screen splits to a waterfall location) Whoa--What the hell just happened? Why does it smell like rainbows? SWAN DIVE! ...is something I can't do, I also got bursitis. (a horse is lowered over Yeshmin) I'm under a horse.